Apparently, this is how the Finnish do ice fishing:

Which is up? Which is down? I don’t know anymore.

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This is amazing. It appears that the long lost fourteenth episode of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos has been recovered! In this episode, Carl Sagan takes us on a trip to the Meat Planet, a planet formed 15 billion years ago, when an early god exploded or something at 40,000 mph. An accretion disk of heavy meat, cosmic bone meal and blood-rich gravy slowly formed as the hot, spinning flesh particles were pulled together by gravity and “dark meat”, the invisible force which scientists believe holds meat together. The disk spun, collapsed and eventually cooled, forming into the spherical spectacle of nature that makes our stomachs rumble in wonder to this day:

So silly, and so wrong, yet so hilarious.

“Would it be enriched by adding spices? No one can say.”

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Back before spaceflight was cool, the New York Times published an editorial bashing Robert Goddard for apparently not understanding, as “any high school student would”, that “rockets don’t work in space”:

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(“New York Times,” 13 January, 1920, p. 12, col. 5)

A Severe Strain on Credulity

As a method of sending a missile to the higher, and even highest, part of the earth’s atmospheric envelope, Professor Goddard’s multiple-charge rocket is a practicable, and therefore promising device. Such a rocket, too, might carry self-recording instruments, to be released at the limit of its flight, and conceivable parachutes would bring them safely to the ground. It is not obvious, however, that the instruments would return to the point of departure; indeed, it is obvious that they would not, for parachutes drift exactly as balloons do. And the rocket, or what was left of it after the last explosion, would have to be aimed with amazing skill, and in dead calm, to fall on the spot where it started.

But that is a slight inconvenience, at least from the scientific standpoint, though it might be serious enough from that of the always innocent bystander a few hundred or thousand yards away from the firing line. It is when one considers the multiple- charge rocket as a traveler to the moon that one begins to doubt and looks again, to see if the dispatch announcing the professor’s purposes and hopes says that he is working under the auspices of the Smithsonian Institution. It does say so, and therefore the impulse to do more than doubt the practicability of such a device for such a purpose must be–well, controlled. Still, to be filled with uneasy wonder and express it will be safe enough, for after the rocket quits our air and and really starts on its longer journey, its flight would be neither accelerated nor maintained by the explosion of the charges it then might have left. To claim that it would be is to deny a fundamental law of dynamics, and only Dr. Einstein and his chosen dozen, so few and fit, are licensed to do that.

His Plan Is Not Original

That Professor Goddard, with his “chair” in Clark College and the countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution, does not know the relation of action to reaction, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react–to say that would be absurd. Of course he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.

But there are such things as intentional mistakes or oversights, and, as it happens, Jules Verne, who also knew a thing or two in assorted sciences–and had, besides, a surprising amount of prophetic power–deliberately seems to make the same mistake that Professor Goddard seems to make. For the Frenchman, having got his travelers to or toward the moon into the desperate fix riding a tiny satellite of the satellite, saved them from circling it forever by means of an explosion, rocket fashion, where an explosion would not have had in the slightest degree the effect of releasing them from their dreadful slavery. That was one of Verne’s few scientific slips, or else it was a deliberate step aside from scientific accuracy, pardonable enough of him in a romancer, but its like is not so easily explained when made by a savant who isn’t writing a novel of adventure.

All the same, if Professor Goddard’s rocket attains a sufficient speed before it passes out of our atmosphere–which is a thinkable possibility–and if its aiming takes into account all of the many deflective forces that will affect its flight, it may reach the moon. That the rocket could carry enough explosive to make on impact a flash large and bright enough to be seen from earth by the biggest of our telescope–that will be believed when it is done.

I wonder if the author suspected in his wildest dreams that Robert Goddard and Konstantin Tsiolkovsky would be remembered forever as the fathers of astronautics!

What makes the story positively ridiculous is that we knew that rockets would work in vacuums in 1920, as we had for centuries. As the Wikipedia article on Robert Goddard notes, “Unbeknownst to the Times, thrust is possible in a vacuum.^[69]“. Citation 69 simply links to Isaac Newton’s magnum opus, the Principia, which was published in 1687. The proof in question is Newton’s third law of motion: “Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.” (Rockets could not simply not work in space—if you shoot out stuff in one direction, you will move in the other.)

The New York Times retracted the editorial in 1969.

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Finally, an explanation which makes sense:

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On the return from the Moon, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins didn’t manage to dodge the tedium of filling out a customs declaration:

“Any other condition on board which may lead to the spread of disease: To be determined.” Gold.

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Randall Munroe has something to say about the faster-than-light particle breakthrough:

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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In this video, Steve Wozniak explains how he prints his own pads of $2 bills, and spends them, and that he’ll sell you a sheet with 4 bills for $5:

I’m not sure what to say other than that my mind is simultaneously amused and blown.

June, 1956: Co-founder of Hewlett-Packard, Bill Hewlett, writes to then-Provost at Stanford and the man widely considered to be one of the “Fathers of Silicon Valley,” Fred Terman, “I have no personal knowledge of computers nor does anyone in our organization have any appreciable knowledge.”

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An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-license photo wearing a pasta strainer as “religious headgear”.

Niko Alm first applied for the license three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.

Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.

The Austrian authorities required him to obtain a doctor’s certificate that he was “psychologically fit” to drive.

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Reminds me of “Why Worry?” by Dire Straits. Very zen!

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